(Overheard in the car.)
Suegra: I want to stop at Target. I need to buy shoes for your Tia Marta.
My husband: And what about my Tio Emilio?
Suegra: I already bought him a pair.
My husband: Which ones?
Suegra: Remember? The white ones I bought yesterday on sale.
My husband: But, those are orthopedic shoes. Those are for my Tio?
My husband: But, they’re kind of ugly. Will he like them?
Suegra: I will tell him they’re in fashion in the United States. He will like them.